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She was Daenerys Stormborn, of the house Targaryen, the blood of the old Valyria. She was blood of the dragon, and this was just a horse. Everyone's making sacrifices here. Maybe at least pretend that you don't hate that I'm a horse?

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Which, not going to lie, sounds like pretty much the worst title ever. Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons and Fucker of Horses, doesn't strike fear into my heart, at least not in the sense she'd be going for.

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I'll come back to it. But before Jon can finish scaling the wall, Arya interrupts him. She wants to join him for a swim, oblivious to the meaning of his sausage wrangling. But just when Jon thinks he'll avoid an awkward moment, out come the questions.

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She had said [that] as if being brother and sister made everything normal, instead of horrendous. It made him wonder if she even understood what they had done at the pool. He didn't know what was worse -- if she did understand, but was unfazed by their blood ties, or if she did not Cum of the Dead, but was lead on by his malicious subterfuge. Faced with the knowledge that what he's doing is wrong, Jon heroically Cum of the Dead his sister.

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Take a sharpie and write 10 sexy dares on the bottom of 10 solo cups. Have your partner do the same.

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Make them guess where it is. The Deas guessing can touch all the want but the other person cannot speak, touch, or gesture. When you get dressed up to go out on a date, play Seven Minutes in Heaven first.

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